An oasis in the desert
Yea... Finally, I have decided to post something, after what seemed like eons.
I'm well and alive, except for the fact that I leave school at 6.45pm everyday. I even help the caretaker to switch off the staff-room lights. Ha. As occupied as life is now, I am contented with life. The exams are round the corner for my school and we're now into the final week before the exams. Although there isn't going to be much lesson preparation and teaching going on, invigilating and marking can still be quite a hassle.
To keep this entry short... (Yep, I'm not going to compensate for my lack of entries for the past few months) I shall just post some pictures.
Quite nice ah... the drawing... Heh. I didn't know that I plump looking. This student of mine draws quite well, despite the fact that she wasn't supposed to be drawing on my whiteboard :P Pythagoras' Theorem must have left quite a deep impression for her.
Another one... about me teaching about love while eating my toast O.o And is that a lip print on my face?
And no... I'm not called Winston ah Seow.
I have no idea what this picture is about though... students always like to gossip about male and female teachers... and I too cannot escape from that fate.
Ok... time to sleep... will update when I have the time again. *Poof*
I'm well and alive, except for the fact that I leave school at 6.45pm everyday. I even help the caretaker to switch off the staff-room lights. Ha. As occupied as life is now, I am contented with life. The exams are round the corner for my school and we're now into the final week before the exams. Although there isn't going to be much lesson preparation and teaching going on, invigilating and marking can still be quite a hassle.
To keep this entry short... (Yep, I'm not going to compensate for my lack of entries for the past few months) I shall just post some pictures.
Quite nice ah... the drawing... Heh. I didn't know that I plump looking. This student of mine draws quite well, despite the fact that she wasn't supposed to be drawing on my whiteboard :P Pythagoras' Theorem must have left quite a deep impression for her.
Another one... about me teaching about love while eating my toast O.o And is that a lip print on my face?
And no... I'm not called Winston ah Seow.
I have no idea what this picture is about though... students always like to gossip about male and female teachers... and I too cannot escape from that fate.
Ok... time to sleep... will update when I have the time again. *Poof*
posted by notsniw at 12:51 AM
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Question(For Teachers)
Scenario: You are teaching in class but the students start to talk among themselves and don't pay attention to you.You:
(a) Stand up, raise your arm above your head in a fist and say, "Class....."
(b) Continue teaching as if nothing happened.
(c) Get very angry and shout at the students.
(d) Switch off the lights and fans.
(e) Continue teaching and eat into the class's recess or lunchtime.
(f) Give them all detention.
(g) Walk out.
(h) Sit down and refuse to do anything.
(i) Start to talk about computer games.
(j) Start to play card games with them.(Poker cards)
(a) Stand up, raise your arm above your head in a fist and say, "Class....."
[Maybe will do that]
(b) Continue teaching as if nothing happened.
[Not quite possible to continue teaching if students are not listening]
(c) Get very angry and shout at the students.
[Will shout only if all other methods fail]
(d) Switch off the lights and fans.
[Fans yes, but not lights]
(e) Continue teaching and eat into the class's recess or lunchtime.
[Don't have the habit of depriving students of their rest-time]
(f) Give them all detention.
[No time to give detention and it doesn't really work anyway]
(g) Walk out.
[Never]
(h) Sit down and refuse to do anything.
[Should be the first thing I will do]
(i) Start to talk about computer games.
[Nope]
(j) Start to play card games with them.(Poker cards)
[You must be joking. Ha]
been there, done...
(b), (c), (d), (e), (g), (h)
and kids still never learn. A pity there isn't an option (k) "make students run around the parade square". I did that once.
Hush please. Don't want the MOE on my tail.
Boon
ooh... saucy...
The 'poof' part just reminds me of starry. Haha.
Oh... yea... can only trust you to remember such things.
(I am very kindly continuing this)
(k)make students run around the parade square
(l)make them eat satay
(m)growl at them
(n)creep up quietly behind a group of students and say"BOO!"
(o)tell the students to stop talking or they will regret it
(p)sing lullabies so the=at the students will stop talking and go to sleep
(m) maybe... the rest, not really
Question(Imagine that you are a student)
Scenario: Half of your class is talking and the other half is listening to the teacher.(by the way, you are doing none at all.)The teacher refuses to teach, and you are confused.
You:
1.Talk with you friends
2.stare at the teacher because you want him/her to continue teaching
3.Read a book
4.
I'll probably do my own things while waiting for the teacher to resume teaching...
What if the teacher does not resume teaching?
I will eat satay!!!
Delicious....mmmmm
4.Scream at the teacher"Start teaching !!!"
I'll probably continue to do my own things, reading up on what should be taught, or do some homework.
"Boy!Why Aren't you paying attention? My lesson not interesting enough?"
"Your lesson very boring ma... Anyway, I don't care, anyway I am not 'boy'! I am 'Orange mushie'!!!!!!!"
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