Thiagumania?

Ignore the title... it's just a crappy one.

My first exam paper this semester. Totally unexpected. For the past 3 years, the questions have been almost the same or exactly the same. This year, everything changed... not one single question was the same as any of the past year ones. Shocking. So much so that a few of my friends were erm, talking about it rather vehemently.

Anyway, was in school a few hours before the exam... to check answers with my friends. Eh, that's not the important point though. Anyway, a friend of mine brought a jokebook he bought for dunno one or two dollars. He read out some of the jokes and I found one really funny. Ahem, must first clarify that it's an adult jokebook...

There was this flasher who flashed at two old women. One of them had a stroke. The other was too slow.

That's all to it :x If don't get it, then nevermind loh :P

There's another one which I thought was rather witty.

There was this guy who went to a bar with his dog.

Bartender: Sorry, this bar does not allow dogs.
Man: Oh, but it's a seeing dog. I'm blind you see.
Bartender: Oh, I'm so sorry, here's a drink on the house.

When this man was leaving the bar, he saw a guy with a Chihuahua and he told him that the bar didn't allow dogs, but if he told the bartender that the dog is a seeing dog and that he is blind, he will get a free drink.

Bartender: Sorry, this bar does not allow dogs.
Guy: Ah, but I'm blind. This is my seeing dog.
(Bartender looks over the counter)
Bartender: I'm sorry, but that doesn't look like a seeing dog to me. It's a Chihuahua.
(A moment of silence)
Guy: What? They gave me a Chihuahua??!!

Nothing much for the day. Was raining very heavily when I came home after the paper. Next paper is on Tuesday. Closed book, memory intensive. No idea what the questions will be like, since the course syllabus was changed slightly compared to the previous years.